Jesus action figure?????!!!!

yes, its true. there is one. old news, right?
pff!
i want to rant. i have nothing better to do.
I just looked at this website with the "action figure" on it.
quote:
"But, wherever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action figure since G.I. Joe."
holy CRAP! If I were religious, I would be ashamed of myself and stop going to church. this is SO stupid! I thought there was a commandment against this sort of thing. jesus christ, the son of god, now in plastic form for a child to play with!
oh, and look, his arms can raise up to the heavens and he has Great Gliding Action!
oh boy....where the hell did this need for a plastic jesus come from? what person got it in their mind that they should make a toy in the resemblance of the son of god? WHO would be so niave as to do that? to challenge everyones take on the one and only son of god and make a toy out of him. its disrespectful! holy shit, thats what this is. holy shit. not even HOLY...
oh boy
I should not get ranting.
I just seems to wrong, doesn't it? the son of god is not a toy, if there is such a god.....man, if I were god, I would be plenty pissed
here...


take that, jesus!