HELP

ok

something scary has just come to my attention from Tara at work...

Just a few minutes ago, i went across the road to the pro (place of work, if you didn't know) to get ginger ale for the parents. well, Tara stopped me at the counter, and said

"Do you know that guy who comes in, smelling like cow shit, wearing the farmer stuff, sort of disgusting looking?" etc etc... "He's like 25 or so...well, warning- He likes you"

AHHH

why Do I attract the scary ugly ones?

"So he might come up to you in a couple of weeks and say something. so you might wanna lie and be like 'oh I have a boyfriend' or say your mom won't let you date, you know?"

thank god for the warning. Jesus.
how the hell will I deal with that?

AHHH!

sorry, i had to post that. it scared the crap out of me